Friday, April 27, 2007

星期五,雨天

大奶彬、惠玲和我一起做了一件又好笑,又让我们觉得有点内疚的事。

这两个星期,惠玲都住在我和大奶彬的房间。可怜的惠玲,被Sammie害到无家可归。Sammie每天都会带她的新男朋友回宿舍,然后很猖狂地在房间里谈情说爱,做一些亲密的举动,完全不在乎惠玲的存在,让她很不舒服。更糟糕的是,虽然违反宿舍条规,但Sammie的男朋友还是会经常在Sammie的宿舍里过夜。无缘无故要惠玲和一个陌生男子同睡一间房,惠玲当然不肯。所以,我和大奶彬便建议惠玲先搬来我们的房间住,等到下半年,新学年开始,惠玲就可以另找室友,不必和Sammie住了。

虽然惠玲已经很少回去她和Sammie的房间,但她还有很多东西放在那儿,比如洗澡用的沐浴乳和洗发水、衣服、洗衣粉等等,所以每天还是得回去一、两次。昨天,惠玲准备要去洗澡,却赫然发现,她两个星期前刚买的沐浴乳和洗发水,都快用完了。还有,她的一大包洗衣粉也只剩下少过一半。她左思右想,都想不通自己怎么会那么快把这些日用品用光。于是,惠玲把这件事告诉大奶彬和我。

彬:“一定是有人在偷用你的东西!”

芬:“真的吗?会是谁?”

彬:“还会有谁?当然是Sammie和他那个不要脸的男朋友啦!”

为了证实小偷就是Sammie和她的男友,我和大奶彬决定当临时侦探,昨天一整天仔细观察他们进出房间时,手里拿着的是不是惠玲的东西。我们很安静地一边读书一边听,只要听到隔壁的门开,我或大奶彬就会跑出去,假装在聊电话或伸懒腰,不过其实是在偷看隔壁出来的人。果然,接近傍晚的时候,我看见Sammie的男朋友一手拿着衣服和毛巾,一手拿着一个粉红色的迷你篮子,里面装着一罐沐浴乳和一罐洗发水。我认得,那个小篮子是惠玲装洗澡时的必须品用的。原来Sammie的男朋友没经过允许,就擅自偷使用惠玲的东西!太过分了!

我把事情的真相告诉惠玲和大奶彬,她们也很愤怒。满脑子鬼点子的大奶彬想出了一个报复的方法,惠玲和我都觉得很棒,我们便在昨天晚上,Sammie和男友出去吃晚餐时,开始行动。

首先,我们在罐子里剩下的沐浴乳加入一点水,然后再倒入半瓶番茄酱,搅拌均匀。接着,我们在洗发水里加入大量蛋黄酱(mayonnaise),同样搅拌均匀。最后,我们把洗衣粉倒进另一个容器,然后在洗衣粉的包装里放面粉。轻而易举,不到半个小时,一切搞定!

回到我们的房间,我们三个一直想象那两个小偷会有怎样的下场,笑个不停。到底什么时候才能看见他们狼狈的模样呢?我们也只好耐心等待。

今天一早,我被一阵喧闹声吵醒。是一个女生尖叫的声音。我想起昨晚的秘密行动,立刻把大奶彬和惠玲叫醒。我们三个侧脸贴着墙壁,仔细听隔壁发生什么事。

我们听见Sammie边哭边骂她的男朋友,责问他为什么把衣服洗成一团面粉。男朋友突然闻到Sammie身上的一股怪味,Sammie也觉得不对,她说,头发和身体怎么闻起来这么像食物?过了几分钟沉静,我们听见Sammie再一次尖叫。他们一定是发现洗发水和沐浴乳里加了料!

哈哈!报复行动终于成功了!

59 comments:

Tai Yew Mun said...

woo! so jek ark! haha!

Anonymous said...

that recipe or formula i dont wish i be the victim to try that

too gross lol

last time my friends and i.during midnight we go pour urine into other ppl leather shoes that display outside the house....
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

also got one time we hide rubbish into the riser outside ppl house...
zzzzzzzzzzz

Anonymous said...

how come the story of ah toot n zhi chong never continue? was disappointed that the story turns out to be doing such a bad thing to sammie. :(

Anonymous said...

Haha!! LoL!! sammie serve u right!! Treat this to other ppl, others will treat u like this too!! Haha!! Ah toot and da tou fen, wish u all the best 4 ur exams!!! When is da tou fen and ah toot bd ar??

Anonymous said...

Haha.....
Cool story. Still keeping us in suspicous abt the Ah Toot and DTF r/s.

Huh Sammie is already wrong letting her bf into the hostel. What worse using other ppl stuff serve her right.
The world is a lot more interesting with all those different chartacter of ppl . There is those faithful in love like ah Toot Zhicong TCQ ( But hard to find their real love). Also ppl like Sammie and Zhu Dou.
However i think after this incident i think it quite hard for Huiling,DTF to be friend with Sammie again. Still got a few year need to face each other in the Uni lai.

Anonymous said...

zhi chong so poor thing 爱一个人好难

Anonymous said...

大头芬,你认不认为你的玩笑有点太过分了吗?虽然sammi这么做不对,你们的报仇不是五十步笑百步吗?能有报仇想法的你们也不会好到哪里?希望大头芬能知错

Anonymous said...

whaa.. so evil.. but acutally in this case horhh.. both parties also wrong lehh.. how can liddat treat each other?? so bad.. this will make the relationship between both parties vehh veh de immobile de.. haiishh.. cnnt do le larhh.. so bad de.

Cindy said...

woohoo!!sammi and her bf finally know DTF and her friends are not to matter with...hope she learn her lesson cos it's so impolite of her to use someone's things without permission...she and her bf ought to be taught a lesson.Well done, DTF!

June said...

Really serve Sammi right, if they didn't attempt to use Huilin's belongings once again, they will never reap this retribution on them. Really teaches others to keep their hands to themselves :p

Guess I expected nothing much to happen during this period of time... Have to wait till next Fri? Ah-Toot's exams only end on Thursday =p

Anonymous said...

Seems like the story getting abit draggy.. and slow

June said...

Yah... The wait is a bit unbearable... Especially when it's getting to the exciting part...

Anonymous said...

haha.. story is interesting.. i've nv experience uni life.. dun even mention sch hall life.. can imagine how fun it is to stay in sch hall.. of 'cos wif good frds.. envy~~ i might not hv best frds like DTF & DNB.. but still.. kudos to friendship... :)

卫斯理 said...

哈哈。。。在听众们都为大头芬和Ah toot的关系着急时,突然跑出这么一个好笑的小故事。我觉得大头芬她们没错,所谓"以其人之道还治其人之身"嘛。明明是Sammie不对在先,她和她的男友是自做自受。

Anonymous said...

WAH... DNB so cute... Can tink of so many funny ideas... LoLxx...

But sammie should really get some punishment!!!

Anonymous said...

真的有这样厚颜无“齿”的男人吗?霸占了别人的房间,还把自己搞得娘娘腔似的:“一手拿着一个粉红色的迷你篮子”。。。天啊。。。

By the way,加料洗发水和沐浴乳不是Sammie男友在用吗?为什么中镖的是Sammie?难道他们两个一起在榨挤惠玲的用品?报复吗?真的是校园惨剧!突然想知道惠玲长得怎么样,为什么这么讨Sammie和男友的“厌”。

之前,Sammie和惠玲不是蛮要好的吗,为什么变成这样呢?

shwuhwa said...

哈哈,很有趣嘞!不过我还是很心急要知道大头芬到底做了什么决定.是不是她决定要和阿TOOT再接前圆.我决得大头芬太犹豫不决了,这样会让你们三个很痛苦的...大头芬你不觉得你有点自私吗?你说不想失去和他们的友情,而不敢和他们其中一个有更好的发展.但看到他们和别的女生较好或不太紧张你,你又感到不不舒服,很怪囖你.
爱情不是爱就是恨,果断一点,要不然会导致更严重噢!至于他们还愿不愿意再和你继续做朋友是看他们囖!
(这只是我个人的想法罢了)
希望快点知到大头芬的决择.

Anonymous said...

同意卫斯理的说法, Sammi与她的cheap男友是自做自受, 如果不是偷用别人的东西, 就不会遭遇到这种事了.

哈哈. 善有善报, 恶有恶报. 活该啊! 这就是报应啦.

Anonymous said...

wow great trick. jia you.
hope tat jerk is not ah toot.
ai yi ge ren hao nan, ai nie de ren ai shang le ling yi ge ren xin hao pain. Wish ah toot and ah fen cld be together.

Anonymous said...

i think we can be quite sure the bf is not ah toot la... if not they should know already after spying them... that means ah toot replied coldly becoz 1) he busy or 2)he wants to chen quan DTF and ZC la... or 3)stress with exam... no time no time'

cool twist in the story, but teaching them a lesson like this really make the relationship worst lei, don't u think so... good to taught them a lesson la, but this is really abit overboard. have seen this situation happened before but it's becoz the guy who was sabo was really bad... but using ppl things without permission is not that bad until such actions have to be taken right? but anyway, they deserve to be taught a lesson la.

Anonymous said...

Haha.. so funny. that should teach sammie & her bf not to use other people's things without permission. haha.. nice story.

AH Toot said...

hahaha, that's the lesson of a life time. Sammie will remember till the end of time... but it's not a good thing to do lol, try to talk around before taking action. K?

Anonymous said...

I think da tou fen did this thing right. Who tell Hui Ling bring her bf home.

Anonymous said...

haha.. all DTF and DNB did is to add "extra ingredients" into huiling's stuff.. not like they deliberately go add things into sammie's stuff to sabo her.. whu ask sammie and bf to go use huling's stuff without asking and kenna themselves... maybe if they had asked.. someone would have told them that the stuff are "contaminated" ..serve them right!

mmhz.. i wonder last time peifen got sabo during her student time anot.. then can think of this kind of story.. mmhz.. but i think she looks too nice to do tt... haha... anyway tomato sauce mixed with mayonaise smells super disgusting after a while... i dun think anyone will use it to bathe.. and flour certainly dun look like washing powder..unless they wash clothes without looking at wat they pour into the washing machine...

Anonymous said...

I suggest to replace the tomato to chilli, Mayonnaise + cheese powder to have a smell of vomited milk & add some soda powder(acid) to the Flour so that the cloth will have holes after washing.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Anonymous said...

this is my first time commenting.haha.datoufen and gang is so creative.serve that guy right!sammi is so thick skin.how can she be like that.the room is shared by huiling and her.she does not have the right to bring her boyfriend to stay overnight.anyway, i am a loyal fan of this show! pei fen jia you!

Anonymous said...

lol serve them right

Anonymous said...

i know what the 决定 le is 大头芬要和Ah Toot在一起。wish u gd luck

Anonymous said...

very good...
Sammie is too selfish
finally she got punished...
But isnt that too harsh...
Is da tou fen going to be wif Ah Toot.
Ah toot cannot just change like that la.
Nan de da tou fen like him le...

Anonymous said...

huo gai !! dat sammie so shameless mus teach her a lesson !!!! -.-lll
hmm .. last time heard dat ah toot might be too busy thu talk thu da tou fen den abit afraid dat ah toot like another gurl ... hope dat he wont !! he mus like da tou fen worrs !!! -.-lll

Anonymous said...

哈哈...恶有恶报...这就是不问自取的下场.

不知道ah toot 如何了..希望他们两能在一起..

Anonymous said...

Hi pei fen!
Can you tell me tell 玛丽( or perhaps 玛莉 that she has been playing old songs almost every night and many old songs several times a day?

Can help me ask her that can she stop playing songs from 80s and 90s so frequently? Most of the listeners is not from her age group. Some of us maybe haven even born when the songs are popular =D

Thank you very much.

Anonymous said...

Strange ppl here hah? Why not you tell Mary yourself, instead of passing massage from here. This blog belong to DTF.

Mary has her own blog @ http://maryb.moblog.com.sg

Or alternatively, you may write to yes933 lah.

Anonymous said...

can this show be longer then normal.. cant wait to listen to the next wan..
can the time be longer.. please!
if not everytime have to wait..
very XIN JI!!

Anonymous said...

I would like to request to have the program every day instead of Alternate days.

Anonymous said...

childish

Anonymous said...

exam period still got time to play this kinda pranks ....exam time still can go gf hostel stay over.... exam time still got time to write blog....

Anonymous said...

Hi pei fen!
Can you tell me tell 玛丽( or perhaps 玛莉 that she has been playing old songs almost every night and many old songs several times a day?

Can help me ask her that can she stop playing songs from 80s and 90s so frequently? Most of the listeners is not from her age group. Some of us maybe haven even born when the songs are popular =D

Thank you very much


OFF topic
pls dont make assumption,that many are youngsters,even for me when my age is 28,i still prefer 80-90 old songs.those songs are so much better and in depth in meaning than songs nowadays.
infect most old songs are only play in the night or during the afternoon.for just an hour or lesser.
i rather listen to some old songs more often than some new songs like those mumbled by that Jay Chow.all his songs are one pattern one.but got one "cool" characteristics.that is without lyrics u can never know what he is singing.sing song sing until no one can understand i also dont know what meaning is there.

while some like old songs,some like new songs,some like both.

do learn to respect each other than to suggest removing "it" for sake of those who dont like.

how would u like if someone write in commenting removed or play those new songs less often?

Anonymous said...

整他们这么好玩。。。

应该好一些东西,让 Sammie发现没有惠玲的日子有什么分别,这更好。

Chronotee

Anonymous said...

y u so bad!but can u pls don change the subject?i wanna hear how the story of zhi cong n ah toot goes on!sammie is so wicked!ewww...but u r wicked 2...

Anonymous said...

hey,after i knew about ur dtf last year,i went 2 ur blog 2 read all the diaries,so i know all the diaries,but i like the stories when u were at secondary school then at college,hope u will treat this as a useful comment,not a bad remark...jia you!

Ya Ya said...

Had a feeling that ah toot dunn love DTF anymore..... Let's hope that it's the opposite...

DTF jia you!

Anonymous said...

大头,你好坏!u know...when i heard ur stories,i wrote my own diaries,not really real,but made up things like urs!i wrote it in my book,my frens love to read it!actually,i'm 10,but i wrote i was in secondary school...hahaha

Anonymous said...

y u stop the story bout dtf n zhi cong edi?i just feel that ah toot don really love dtf that much anymore...maybe he got a girlfren...n maybe he loves dtf even more n tried 2 avoid her...hmmm...


10yr old kid

Anonymous said...

haha,retribution...!

Anonymous said...

when ppl like u so much,u dont treasure

when he/she left then u start to realise.

sometimes its like that.cant be help

but none can blame ah tootz if he move on with a new love.5years is very long waiting time u know.

just pray hard in future ah tootz still will return to dtf will do.

DTF ought to learn her lesson and mistake through the hard way,else she wont grow up and be more decisive in her future relationship.

every thing has it own cause and reason.bad experience may not be a bad thing if one can learn and change from such experiences to a better person

Anonymous said...

when den got zhi chong and ah toot one?

Anonymous said...

evil... bt funny

btw
will dtf choice be revealed in e nxt episode

jiayou!!!

Anonymous said...

(>^^)>i tink da nai ping idea berry cute lei bt hor not berry gd lar should take pics of them usin than show than n demand tham to pay back should not plae prank on tham wad if they r in hurry how lik tt make ppl sad u will not be happie coz u onli happie fer a while bt when u become more mature u will tink y i so silly do such tink de<(^^<)

bittergourd said...
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bittergourd said...

Good to see the old and cheerful DTF back again. Indeed like some readers commented, it is a bit too much. However, Sammi and her beau should have the basic courtesy to ask Huiling whether they can use her shampoo and washing powder during Huiling's absence.

Though it is unlikely Huiling will agree to it, it beats using other's stuff without permission. Dun blame me for exaggerating, now they have the audacity to use other's stuff without permission, who knows if one day, they will steal other people things. Besides, how will they like to have their stuffs used by others without their permission.

Study until University, yet don't know what basic courtesy is. The absence of Huiling doesn't mean that her things belong to Sammie and her beau. Personally, I dun like this type of people. Hope that this "punishment" for them will make them learn basic courtesy in future. What I worry is that if they know it was Huiling who did that, Sammie will make things difficult for Huiling.

Already don't have a good impression of Sammie, now she is even more irritating. Aiyah, how come got this type of people in society? Hope that Sammie and her boyfriend will reflect their actions.

Peifen,

Good attempt! It made me laugh real hard when I listen to the show on Friday. How come they so stupid?, when they touch the powder or shampoo, sort of will know it is meddled with. Some readers ask why you suddenly turn to write such entries, I feel that it is wise to do that. Always have sad entries, listen too much, oso very sian. At times, need some funny and fun entries.

Juz curious, is the incident real or concocted (made up) by you? Anyway, nice work!

Anonymous said...

lol ! wat they did is correct though [[ i think so ]] x)) . its sammie fault at first. an eye for any eye. a tooth for a tooth.

Anonymous said...

that was...wow!

hahah. both parties are wrong actually. sammie should have thought of how da tou fen would feel.


yeap.
should make her feel bad.
but..isnt a little TOO BAD?
hahaha.
to harsh i mean.
be lenient she shd be.


do something thats not so gross at least?
hahah.

Anonymous said...

opps. i mean dtf's friend,huiling would feel.

Anonymous said...

Tomato sauce as body foam?

HUH?

I tot its red?! LOL. Perhaps, hair gel could work better.

More convincing. NO offence though!

Anonymous said...

看到大头芬的日记就让我想起来以前暗恋的对象,那真是个痛苦的回忆!!!其实也该怪自己,就是因为自己的优柔寡断,将一段本来会发芽的爱情摧毁,想起来就觉得那时的自己很讨厌!!所以,大头芬,爱一个人就要勇敢的说出来,不要担心太多,因为想越多,就越没有勇气对他说哦!!不管做什么事,都要果断点,不然将来会后悔哦!!就像我这样,当初如果有勇气将误会解释清楚,今天就不会闹到连朋友都没得做!

Ni Ni said...

看到大头芬的日记就让我想起来以前暗恋的对象,那真是个痛苦的回忆!!!其实也该怪自己,就是因为自己的优柔寡断,将一段本来会发芽的爱情摧毁,想起来就觉得那时的自己很讨厌!!所以,大头芬,爱一个人就要勇敢的说出来,不要担心太多,因为想越多,就越没有勇气对他说哦!!不管做什么事,都要果断点,不然将来会后悔哦!!就像我这样,当初如果有勇气将误会解释清楚,今天就不会闹到连朋友都没得做!

Turtle Lee said...

haiz... why da tou fen and friends so mischievious? anyway i'm as mischievious as them. :) use to bully friends too. newspaper got write. they say JJ 林俊傑 when he young he go put needle one his classmates's chair than then the class mate sit downthen started crying... haha... didn't know JJ so funny and mischieveious one... teh the friend mother go school complain about him. as his punishment he have to stand outside principal offic cannot eat lunch... haiz... JJ so 可憐.

香蕉皮 said...

Erm, I find this quite illogical lah..
How come after they bathed then they realised their things were messed up?
While they were bathing they should be able to know that something was wrong with the shower foam le right? How come after she was dressed then they realised her body had a weird smell, hmm..quite illogical isn't it?
Ok la, for the clothes it's ok, cos they put them in the washing machine, so the outcome is ok...haha..i think too much le..

Now having exams, so think a lot...haha..