Monday, May 21, 2007

星期一,多云

今天,我一共收到了5则SMS,都是同一个陌生的手机号码发送过来的。第一则SMS是早上10点多接到的,只有一句话:“早安!”我以为是对方不小心寄错了,所以也没想太多,就把简讯删除掉。后来,下午的时候,我又收到两则简讯,号码一样,一则简讯问我今天忙吗,另一则简讯的内容是:“很想念你。希望你会赶快联络我。”我开始觉得莫名其妙。这个陌生人到底是谁?怎么老是寄一些奇奇怪怪的简讯给我?会不会是真的寄错了?不可能啊,寄错一次还可以相信,寄错这么多次,就有点难以置信。还是,对方以为我是别人?

过了几个小时,我又收到一则简讯。对方问我,是不是把他给忘了。我再也忍不住,决定问清楚他到底是谁。于是,我发了一则简讯给他,问:“你是谁?”等了几分钟,对方回应了。他说,很失望,因为我真的忘了他是谁。我看见他的答复,肯定他是一个无聊的神经有问题的人,就没再理他了。

到了傍晚,我和大奶彬搭巴士到宿舍附近的熟食中心吃晚餐。吃到一半,我的手机铃声响起。荧幕上没显示任何号码,只说是“Private number”打来的。电话一接通,就听见一个男生说:“你真的把我给忘了吗?”

我听了,一时不知道该怎么回答。突然,想起之前接到的几则奇怪的简讯。

芬:“你…是谁?”

男:“唉。好吧,再给你一次机会。我们是上个星期四,在派队上认识的。”

芬:“哦…?”我想起了星期五的派对,想起那天晚上认识的人。“哦!Dave?”

Dave:“幸好你还记得我。不然,我可要伤心好多天。”

欸。上个星期五晚上,我并没有把手机号码给他啊。他怎么会知道我的号码?

芬:“你怎么会有我的号码?”

Dave:“嗯…我说了,你不可以生气哦。那天晚上,你把手机交给我,要我给你我的号码。我怕你不会和我联络,就自作主张,用你的手机打电话给自己,这样就得到了你的号码咯。”

听了Dave的解释,突然觉得他很聪明,我和笨。怎么可以轻易把自己的手机交给一个陌生男子?真是的!都是酒精的错,害我变得这么糊涂!

Dave:“喂喂?你生气啊?好吧好吧,就让我请你吃一餐,向你赔个不是。”

芬:“啊?不用了啦。嗯,其实,我现在不方便说话。不如等一下我再打给你?”

Dave:“你真的会回我的电话?我会在这里一直等到你打来。不要欺骗我。”

芬:“我会的。OK。Bye 。”

天啊!我把电话号码给了一个神经病患者!怎么办?

彬:“喂!刚才是谁打来?你干嘛脸色那么苍白?”

我一五一十地把事情告诉大奶彬。

彬:“哈哈!不错啊!你有桃花运!恭喜恭喜!”

芬:“我已经够烦了,你还在那里说风凉话?”

彬:“Oops。Sorry, sorry。哎呀,其实你不必担心啦。以我的经验看来,这个无聊的人,很快就会放弃了。你只要一直对他不理不睬,不接他的电话,等他下个星期拿到另外一个女孩子的电话号码,就不会再来烦你了。”

芬:“真的?”

彬:“我是过来人,像这样的变态我见多了。我的预测准没错!”

唉。也只好慢慢等咯。接下来几天,就别再接“Private number”打来的电话了。希望大奶彬是对的。

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wonder why is it so difficult to find a girlfriend that fulfils my criteria?

My criteria is very simple- not based on looks or figures but on inner beauty!

So far, 5 have failed!

While it is true that looks and figures are considered ‘bonuses’, they are not the decisive factors! Inner beauty is considered the basic fundamental!

The story is about the love between a girl and an angel. Afraid that the angel might fall in love with another girl and thus leave her. The girl wakes up at night and hides his pair of wings. When the angel wakes up in the morning, he was very angry with the girl. He managed to find his wings and leave the girl. The ending is of course a happy one as in all fairy tales!

To me, this story is a thought- provoking one. Afraid that the angel might leave her, the girl hides his pair of wings. Without the wings, the angel will not be able to fly away but he can still walk away because he still has a pair of legs! Then is the girl going to take away his pair of legs? Without his legs, the angel can still escape! He can crawl on the ground using his pair of hands! Then is the girl going to chop off his arms as well? If the girl really did that, well, the angel will be hers for life! Why?

It is because the angel will die of excessive bleeding!

In fact, out of the 5 who failed, one of them (who go by the initials KK and the name _elly _ong) was not bad-looking and has a figure that is not too bad either, but unfortunately, she has an ugly heart!

It doesn’t matter whether you are driving a sports car or a saloon car, because when you are stuck in a traffic jam, it became a stationary car!

It doesn’t matter whether the girl has good looks and nice figure, because when she has an ugly heart, it is an outright failure!

Beside her, another two people were involved in this matter. They are the two ATs.

The first one (who goes by the initials AT and the name _deline _an) plays the role of supporter.

The second one (who goes by the initials AT or KH and the name _ndy _an) plays the role of supporter and instigator. He actively stir up the sentiments of the abovementioned person (who go by the initials KK and the name _elly _ong), agitating the person to take drastic actions, effectively using the person as a tool to achieve his own selfish aims.

While a person could spend a lifetime with the person of his/her desire, he/she can’t spend a lifetime with a wild beast! Even if you are both registered with ROM and applied for a HDB flat, you should do the right thing and forfeit the deposit for the flat rather than choosing to spend a lifetime with a wild beast!

As for the wild beast, he will no doubt suffer a double loss!

What do you call that?

Pei Le Fu Ren You Zhe Pin!

Lose the Lady and the soldiers!

Anonymous said...

Jackie, i think its difficult for u to find a girlfriend becos u scare the hell out of every1 by your stalker-ish and attention seeking behaviour of repeating the same comment in every post.
Get a life.

卫斯理 said...

不知道Dave这个人只是一时的过客或者是另一个进入大头芬的世界的男人?可能是因为大头芬是在喝醉的情况下和他认识,而他还擅作主张拿到大头芬的电话号码,让我觉得他有些鬼头鬼脑。希望大头芬带眼识人,别被骗了,毕竟女生还是需要学会保护自己。大奶彬也要好好看着大头芬喔!

Anonymous said...

I usually dun dare to drink too much... coz i also scare i do wrong stuff and guyz may take advantage of me in the dark.. DaToufen must be careful ok... If that guy still persists, scold him!

Anonymous said...

窈窕淑女,君子好求。当然,我想唯一的阻碍是认识的时间和地点有点让大头芬却步吧?话说回来,有时候太主动与热情也会让人觉得难以招架。期待后续。

Anonymous said...

ohh...never ever go pub again!!!beware of guys in pub.

bittergourd said...

DTF:

You are not stupid, but careless to let Dave have your number. Can't blame you because you are under the influence of alcohol, and you are not "yourself" at that moment. If you are really scared, then can change your mobile number, if not next time when Dave ask you or harass you, have DNB to accompany you. Like DNB said, I feel that he is a casanova, and will change his 'tagret' soon. Hope that whatever happens, you can be brave to overcome it.

Peifen:

This is part two of the clubbing incident. I guess the harassing will continue for the next two episodes. Really curious what this guy Dave look like, doesn't he have a gf? There are so many weirdos around. Anyway, thanks for continuing with the incident instead of left it hanging in the air. Awaiting your next entry!

Anonymous said...

(Off topic)
To jackie Tan:

For almost half a year, discover you have been hogging the comments space with you personal entry. I am not offended, but just curious why you would like to do that? Don't you have a blog? I read some of your entries before, they are well written and really discusses social issues thoroughly. If you could start you own blog, like minded readers could feedback to you. Here is the space for world of DTF listeners to leave comments, it is very irritating to see your repeated entries in almost every episode.

I believe many readers have expressed 'dislike' for you entries. For all these irrevelant comments to stop, I hope that you can stop posting such topics here.

As for your failure to find a gf, all this is fated, if fate really comes, you can't run away from it. Don't be too bothered by this failure, maybe it isn't time yet. Try not to think too much, it will only make you unhappy.

regards,
world of DTF supporter

Anonymous said...

(To:Jackie TAn)
i so agree for someone don't "like" jackie....
You Really Too Much...I Understand you will support DTF..
BUt Every time when i saw your commonts...i always thinking how come this guys always taking about himself?????
This blog is every one also can leave a comment one....

Please respect every one seing this blog....

Anonymous said...

opps soryy wo mei ting wan the whole story.

Anonymous said...

These two episodes are much interesting.Keep it up!
In fact I dont have much faith in those guys whom we met at the pub. Wondering about this Dave, although not trustable but hope that miracle can happen."He can be a good guy who can accompany Datoufen."

Anonymous said...

为什么 Private Number 就是变态? Why huh?

Anonymous said...

大头芬,你真糊涂!以后要小心哦!

完结篇 said...

窈窕淑女,君子好求。就让Dave的加入再创一个高潮迭起吧...

有时候泡夜点的男生不一定是坏的...

Anonymous said...

大头芬,继续加油!这两个episode很精彩,以后也要这样激烈,好听,也另人觉得很开心!

Anonymous said...

I though u go on holidays already,havent mah?

Anonymous said...

hmm...hihi...so long nvr been here to have a look at the interesting storys that u wrote...

its really that hard to get some1 a guy love??i am so sad and down now..really dunno how to express myself well....

Anonymous said...

Actually, sometimes there may be "good guys" u can meet at pubs.. who knows.. maybe there's a deeper personality to Dave's casanova initial appearance? :)

Anonymous said...

yup, agree with DNB.. Dun pick up unknown calls also lor... Just in case lah... Hahaha...

Anw, i'm more intersted with Ah Toot's email... Hahaha... After DTF read Ah Toot's email, what she did??? Did she reply Ah Toot's email??? Or she did nothing??

Anonymous said...

I hope to hear more about ah toot and DTF. I really hope that ah toot is still in love with DTF.. If not seriously too ke xi already..

Anonymous said...

aiyo dtf never exchange number with friends before?the most common way to exchange phone numbers is by miss call mah...

Anonymous said...

eeyer, to me, i feel jackie is just tryin to use tis web to insult e girls who have dumped him.he's such a loser totally lor.

Anonymous said...

somehow i think that dave is one good guy. perhaps im wrong.

CONTINUE READING AND WE WILL KNOW!!
this 2 episode took so long to update.

Anonymous said...

HAHA, was wondering why people think that guys you known in pubs are usually bad guys? How abt the gals? Does it reflects that only bad gals wander in pubs? There can be guys who just wanna see wat a pub looks like, well, maybe if there is a guys nites, you wun see so many ladies!! Blame it on having ladies nites* HAHAHA

Anonymous said...

jackie tan is out of mind man. is is DTF's world not JACKIE TAN'S speaker's corner leh. C'mon be a man, be mature up there can. Maybe that's why girls dun wan u.

DTF, so wad happen to ah toot's email??? got reply? and guys who go clubbing is not really good....

Anonymous said...

I believe Dave is a good person. And da tou fen will be very blissfull with him.

Anonymous said...

so exciting. I have a feeling that Dave will not give up so easily. Can't wait for the next episode. ^^ Jia you lo DTF =)

Anonymous said...

i think dave wun give up on DTF lor, if not he wun appear in the story le...got a feeling he played a significant role in DTf de world!

Anonymous said...

haha i think DTF might possibly have more trouble with the Dave. 小心哦!我也不是很喜欢夜店,因为里头的人太多,而且好多烟!

Anonymous said...

hearing DTF story for so long le, i feel that i am abit like her. there's a guy who is always there for me when i need him- jus like DTF, who always have ah toot there.. hearing that ah toot has another gf le, makes me feel pity for DTF. i can feel how DTF feels. is not that she dun wan to accept ah toot in the past. she wan to make sure that if they start a relationship, their relationship will not end badly..jus like it did "years" ago. now dave "hop" into DTF's life, i hope he will not do anitink funni to DTF,making her feel grey again...

Anonymous said...

thot Dave keyed in his no. his DTF's phone?
so, she should have his no. instead of "private no." wad...
then she should be able to avoid his calls more efficiently ba..

AH Toot said...

it's stupid to forget your sadness with alcohol. I tried it before, it didn't help at all... pls dun try it again, ok... take care

Anonymous said...

o my goodness...!! why does tt jackie tan always post e same old comments again n again..?? itz super boring...!! N ALSO THE MAIN REASON WHY NO GIRLS LIKE HIM AT ALL...NAH NOT ONLY THE GIRLS BUT EVERY SINGLE HUMAN ON EARTH MAN...

GET A LIFE...!!! STOP HOGGING THIS BLOG WITH UR PERSONAL SUPER BORING COMMENTS...!!! SHEESH...

Anonymous said...

I really dont think knowing in the Club guys is as bad as what u all think. True there might be some bad sheep inside. But this is one of the few place where u be able to meet gal or guys from the opposite sex. Where the drinks give guy more courage to approach gals for chat. Imagine do ppl have alot of chance to approach the other party on the street?
No right....

That my two cent of comments.